Well, here she is, folks. The reining Gnome Lady.
She better watch her back; that's all I'm sayin'. I will eventually own this street. It's clearly inevitable.
And when I'm finally crowned the Gnome Lady, I won't let any of my cherished darlings fall on their faces and carelessly leave them there, defenseless, just because they're the weaker ones on the fringe. (Click on the picture to take a closer look at her helpless, neglected, sorry-excuse-for-a village.) Oh no. In my Gnome-topia, all will be treated equal. I will actually deserve the title. My gnomes will be happy! They'll be honored to call me their Lady! Ahem.